Karkat: Give in to the inevitable.

Apr 03, 2011 18:02

 [Karkat really did not want to do this. Okay, so he was the leader. Big deal. Not all leaders have to give speeches. Not all leaders have to take head counts or get information from their team mates. Oh, who was he kidding? Karkat was completely out of his element here. Besides which, there was a lot of crazy shit going down. And he just had to be ( Read more... )

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bentbowarcher April 4 2011, 02:21:21 UTC
[Don't mind Equius. He's just going to lurk in the shadows, cackling to himself. Way to look ridiculous Karkat. Seriously. Meeting with the air? So productive.]

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krabbykismesis April 4 2011, 02:34:23 UTC
[And here comes Karkat, stomping over. Don't think he didn't hear your cackling Equius. Karkat has an ear for such things.] What are you laughing about, asswipe? At least I'm trying to be productive.

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Gaaah. I need more smile/smirking Equius icons bentbowarcher April 4 2011, 02:39:07 UTC
[Equius covers his smirk with a hand, reining in his laughter to just the slightest shakes of his shoulders.] By talking to yourself? I can see how a lowblood like you would find that productive, but truly, you're only making yourself look like a fool.

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HAI GUYS friendleader April 4 2011, 02:47:20 UTC
[He floats over and smiles widely at the both of them, promptly sitting down in the air at a standing height to talk to them both as eye level. Well except Karkat, because Karkat is stupid short.]

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astepladder April 5 2011, 22:46:45 UTC
[And here's a guy peering at you from the direction of the Club's tent, Karkat. He raises an eyebrow at the speech -- no one's going to help you when you talk like that, son. Except someone like Phoenix, of course, because he's an idiot.

So, here, have a lawyer slowly padding up to you, hands in his pockets.]

Er...are you looking for someone?

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krabbykismesis April 5 2011, 23:08:56 UTC
Where did you get that idea dumb ass? [Karkat glares at Phoenix. This was not who he was hoping to see right now. There was no doubt in his mind that everything this stupid alien had to say would be a waste of his time.]

[But, he might as well indulge him. If he's seen the other trolls, he might be of some use. And so, he's stomping on over, wearing his usual scowl.] If you want to be of some use, you can tell me you've seen them and where they are now.

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astepladder April 7 2011, 12:46:41 UTC
[Geez, Karkles, give the guy a chance!! Phoenix raises an eyebrow, curling his lip a bit.]

Wha...well, who are you looking for, exactly? Can you describe them, or give me their names? It'd be just a little bit helpful...

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krabbykismesis April 19 2011, 03:53:38 UTC
They're all trolls idiot, so they look like me. [He points to his horns. He counts off names on his fingers as he mentions them.] As far as I know, Gamzee and Equius are here already. But they're fucking idiots so I'm praying that one of the saner and less idiotic of my group made it here. If not, I'm fucking screwed.

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supjugglatin April 6 2011, 00:40:54 UTC
[And Gamzee would have gotten himself over to his best friend sooner, if he hadn't gotten himself distracted by...well, everything, really. He'd taken a moment to stare at the lights, then at the tents, then at the colors, before finally finding Karkat a good hour or so later.

Approaching the familiar figure of his small-horned friend, Gamzee gives Karkat a slow, languid smile-- ah, good old high-as-a-kite Gamzee.]

Haha, did you call for me, my best motherfucker? I got myself all fucking lost in this mirthful place.

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krabbykismesis April 7 2011, 01:23:53 UTC
Fuck, what took you so long? [And Karkat is stomping on over, wearing his normal scowl. Yet, there is some caution to his approach. He hasn't forgotten what Equius has told him, and he has no way of knowing if Gamzee is truly himself or what part of the time line he's from. But Karkat's a bit relieved to see Gamzee is completely high-he breathes a sigh of relief at the sight of the other troll's silly smile, but doesn't let down his guard all together.]

Gamzee, pay attention to me for five fucking seconds and answer this question. What's the last thing you remember before you came here?

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poisoncatnip April 7 2011, 09:01:08 UTC
[For the sake of fun, Nepeta waited a while to see him repeat the speech, but couldn't help giggling. Now she's running up to him for a nice big pouncegreet.]

Kaaaaarkaaaaaaaaat! I found you! [And she's gonna lick his face because she was just that worried.] And you're alive, too! This is purrposterously pawsome!

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Your icon is so very appropriate. krabbykismesis April 19 2011, 04:01:24 UTC
[Karkat splutters and shoves at Nepeta.] What the shit Nepeta! Get off! And stop fucking licking me. That's disgusting.

Wait. What the shit? Of course I'm alive!

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It is the icon for making Karkat slightly angrier than usual. |D poisoncatnip April 19 2011, 10:41:54 UTC
[Nepeta refuses to get off and instead just clings to him with all her might!] But you disappurred and Gamzee was on the lose and I was sure he killed you! And I didn't have my computer on me when I got here so I couldn't contact you ofur Trollian! But you're alive! You're alive you're alive you're alive!

[Curiously, Nepeta checks his face and finds that spades mark up there.] Heehee, that's so fitting! [She's laughing at you, Karkitty. Laughing.]

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krabbykismesis April 19 2011, 23:03:59 UTC
Oh for fuck's sake. You're from the same point on the timeline as Equius, aren't you. Damn it. Why am I the only one that doesn't know about this shit?!

But anyways, of course I'm not dead. Even future me isn't idiotic enough to get himself killed.

[Karkat may or may not be blushing and attempting to move his bangs so they cover the spade right smack in the middle of his forehead all while trying to act as un-bothered by it as he possibly can. It's not working all that well.] Fuck off Nepeta.

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