The day that John crashed into the barrier

[cirrypod]

I woke up today at 8:30 because I planned to catch the 9:25 bus. I woke up and went to the loo. I got back into my room and thought I’ll just lie down in my bed and plan what to wear. Next thing I know is I open my eyes look at the clock and its 9:03. in four weddings and a funeral style I got ready super quick saying fuck at everything that went

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JSS

[expo_in_tokyo69]

John Stuart-Smith is such a scary weirdo. He flirts with me all the time and it's just uncomfortable because I'm clearly not interested, yet the Year 12 girls he flirts with seem to enjoy the attention. I saw a whole bunch of them getting into his car after school a few days ago....

I bet his first question once he'd gotten them into that car was...

'So.....My place or yours?'

So glad he made a complete arse of himself though, wish I'd seen it. I would have been in stitches!

Re: JSS

[cirrypod]

He's the kind of cheesy guy who says chaw. He had like no friends at school and no lucky with the ladies so i think he now thinks he's like the older man and really cool. Like when i said that i would pay him for a computer he was like i'm very well off! fuck off is he, then why does he drive round in such a banger of a rusty tin can