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[cissa_is_divine]

Seeing as my darling son has decided to barricade himself and his sister in his room at the moment... and with Reggie insisting he doesn't want an extravagant party planned - which is rubbish and we should have a party regardless even if I have to have it HERE and well... get him here somehow... I suppose I should have filtered this so he couldn't

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[cissa_is_divine]

The drabble in which my dear Lucikins is dead! :'(

The petite, very fit, and incredibly beautiful woman sat with silent tears streaming down her elegant face. Even the skies seemed to match the dull, depressing mood. She felt lost, scared, and a whole bunch of equally awful emotions - but she had to hold it together. She, after all, was raised to remain lady like in all circumstances, including the burial of her gorgeous and perfect husband whom she loved and adored immensely.

From the corner of her eye she spotted her git of a cousin celebrating this tragic event. Pulling out her wand discreetly, she sent a silent hair loss hex at him. She smirked, picturing his reaction the next time he took a shower and lost all his gorgeous (but far less shiny and soft than her own) hair.

[slobberymongrel]

Did I say his face was the only place I was going to hex them?

Of course not. Potter and Lupin and all the people I met in that house were refreshingly not-mindfucked as children and well adjusted. They're worth a lot more than any Snivellus toad any day.

AND YOU JUST DODGED THE ACTUAL QUESTION AGAIN BY SAYING THAT!! You DO agree, you just dont want him Handsomely Disheveled because you'd never know which brother you were talking to!!

...That idea has a massive amount of prank potential.

[cissa_is_divine]

I'd prefer not to think about the other places you want to hex freckles on your brother. Nor any kind of kinky sexual experience you would have later, as I've heard some people like to lick freckle to freckle and such.

His name is Severus and he is NOT a toad. You bloody prat.

STOP TRYING TO PUT WORDS IN MY MOUTH. I think Reggie is just perfect the way he is, and I have never wanted to change anything about him, and certainly don't wish him to be come a carbon copy of you

I hate you.

[slobberymongrel]

There you go again, with your silly incestual fantasies. For merlin's sake, we're Blacks, Cissa, we dont do that nonsense.

...

...Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahhaa. But really.

His name is Snivelly and did you know he's banging our estranged cousin's daughter? The thought of him getting any is enough to make me want to become a monk.

THE WACKY HYJINX WOULD BE TREMENDOUSLY AMUSING AND YOU KNOW IT. Imagine if we fooled Mother. If only Reg were less of a pathetic sod and would actually AGREE to such a fantastic idea. I think we should give him spikes. Very punk rock.

You dont, really.

[cissa_is_divine]

You were the one to correct me that his face wasn't the only place you wanted to put freckles on him. Perhaps you have a Weasley fetish?

No, Sirius, his name is Severus. And I'm fairly certain you mean he's "banging my neice". Can't even keep our family tree straight, anymore?

You should do that, though. Become a monk. I bet you wouldn't last a month abstaining.

Your mother is a portrait. Surely it wouldn't be hard to fool her? Of course, even I don't agree to the idea of your brother having a "very punk rock" look. It would clash horribly with his personality, and no that isn't a knock at ALL on his personality, simply saying that he, himself, is not "punk rock".

Pfft.

[slobberymongrel]

No. Definately not. I simply have a fetish for causing Regulus severe frustration. I may even hex a bit of dirt on his nose. Im laughing already.

No. She's your niece, she's my cousin. She would be my niece if you and I were brother and sister. Let us take a moment to shudder in complete and total horror.

Abstaining from what, exactly?

You're right. He's more polka-rock than anything, the little wanker. What do you suggest then, if you're so very wise and all knowing? The sweep-back has to go.

[cissa_is_divine]

Again, your maturity astounds me.

sljdflasjf I know she's MY neice and YOUR cousin. I was simply correcting what you had written. "banging our estranged cousin's daughter?" OUR... she's not OUR cousin's daughter, as she is my sister's daughter and... I still don't wnat to be thinking about who she is or is not banging! How much of a nymph do you think I am?!

I'm far too good looking to be your sister, as it is.

Abstaining from sex... alcohol. All forms of illegal and immoral activities.

I suggest that you let your brother decide what hair style he should choose to wear, after all, it is HIM who is wearing it. If you are determined to find a more "suitable" style, though I don't think anything is wrong with his current style, you are welcome to borrow my stack the latest issues of Witch Weekly. At least, then, whatever you do to him will be stylish.

[slobberymongrel]

You want photos, dont you. Imagine his face. He'll do the squinty-eyed one where his mouth gets all contorted and SIRIUS IM GOING TO KILL YOU like he's a Big Tough Manly Man. Godric. HILARIOUS.

Very much of a nymph. Omaniac. I bet they can have some sort of kinky nose-sex and oh god I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

You mean far too bleached.

...But... who would do something so... so awful? Thats just WRONG!!

Bollocks. He doesnt know whats good for him. And we have an obligation to spiff him up a bit for his 1-2 date[s]. You are helping me. Besides, one person has to hold him down as he struggles while the other one talks to the hairdresser. And I refuse to let you interject any incestual homosexual connotations into that.

[cissa_is_divine]

You continue to underestimate him and you'll get your comeuppance. That, Sirius, is what I want a photograph of.

CEASE TALKING ABOUT THAT. You certainly don't know how to NOT cross the line, do you?

This is natural, darling, not bleach. Jealous, much?

Monks, Sirius. Monks would.

And you make it far to easy not to insert any sort of incestual homosexual connotations into that. C'mon, its not even a challenge anymore. My question is, have you forgotten you are a wizard? Who needs to "hold someone down" when there's thinks such as the Petrificus Totalis and such.

[slobberymongrel]

HAHAHA. It'll never happen. Id like to see him try to do me over.

I think.. I think Ive actually forgotten how NOT too. Its automatic, at this point.

Of course not. Do I have to make another dumb blonde joke? Really, Cissy, do keep up.

Clearly they should be locked in St Mungos, the depraved fuckers.

I never said it would be bodily, I could have rather been talking about a spell. And I rather was. Who's the dirty minded line-crossing one now?

[favouredson]

What a horrid prompt. You did well with it, however.

[cissa_is_divine]

I know, wasn't it? Thank you, dear.

[favouredson]

Oh, and another thing...

If there were a second version of the drabble that you wrote for Sirius's prompt, what might one have to do to get their hands on it...

[cissa_is_divine]

If one were you, my dear cousin, all one would have to was ask. Assuming, of course, there was a second version that I'm still not admitting to or giving any leverage/proof to your brother's claims etc.

[favouredson]

Oh, of course not. Cissa, I really cannot wait to see you. You always were the most fun.

[slobberymongrel]

.......

...........I got nothing.