Fake Batman can't do proper dirty bat-talk.

[cissie_king]

An excerpt from: Penthouse Outs Nerd Hook-Up Central

Later, a giant of a man in a very official Batsuit joins me in line for a bottle of $4 water. I look at him and he looks back at me, irises extra blue against all the eye black under his cowl.

"You know there was a girl Robin," he says. "Stephanie Brown."

"Actually, if you count Carrie Kelly in The

Comments

[elijahdprophet]

I would hope so. I mean, what is the point of the fetish if you don't go all the way with it?

[cissie_king]

Guess so... it makes denying the whole thing afterwards a lot easier.

[stinglikeabee]

I've also heard he used the line, I can see myself in your pants. I guess you can't say no to Batman.

[cissie_king]

It's Batman, no need to answer. "Yes" is superfluous, "No" is unconceivable.