Poker is dumb, but so am i

[citizen_brigade]

So, i played in a charity poker tournament tonight, and i realized that, apparently, most college students have no lives. The people that showed up for this ten-dollar buy in charity tournament have, collectively, watched over 56,867,098,678,986,567 hours of "ULTIMATE MAN-SIZED POKER CHAMPIONS OF THE UNIVERSE" on various television channels this

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[surrealistical]

i think that you should be a humor coumnist for the new yorker. or perhaps found your own magazine and be a humor columnist for that. i have a couple of friends that could be on your staff.