Where Is Everybody?

[citizen_crass]

WHERE (THE FUCK) IS EVERYBODY?

Today I was stopping by an AM/PM to purchase some gasoline and pumping gas into a car at the adjacent pump was an ex-grrrlfriend of mine. She looked sooooo good. I got her new number and split because I was in a rush to get to an appointment. So, I called her a few minutes ago and we spoke briefly about the three or

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[population_six]

Put an add in the personals that says "Nine inch cock looking for love". C'mon, you know you'll get a lot of responses to that.

=)

The Lean Mean Italian Machine!

[citizen_crass]

Yeah I am sure I would get quite a few calls. Not the kind of grrrls I would want to get involved with however. I am definitely not a casual sex type of guy. I want a real relationship. But if I ever get REALLY hard up (no pun intended) then I can put an AD out there like that and just get a quick piece of ASS! Hahahahaha!

Re: The Lean Mean Italian Machine!

[population_six]

lol...you probably wouldn't have to bother. just go to a club stark naked. pleanty of quick pieces of ass in those places.

cheer up!

[suburbstoslums]

you don't need a girlfriend, paul! girls are fucking crazy anyway. just do your art and once you dont 'need' it, a relationship will come to you ;) <3

[ravenjane]

Girls are hella dumb. "They never know what they want but they reserve the right to get pissed off at you when they don't get it. That's what makes them so facinating..." A quote from sliding doors that is so true that it hurts...

[population_six]

Girls need a slap across the face until they realize how worthless they are and that I have no use for them...O wait...we're still talking about Paul. My bad. Yeah, get a girlfriend Paul.

[citizen_crass]

I would if I could. Who knows maybe I will never have one again. They just seem to cause me alot of fucking grief. But so does life and I keep living it. GRRRR! I don't know.