So I got a Blackberry this month. My mother asked if it was necessary, mentioned that it seems like these little dream devices are only for jet-setters on the go with a ton of appointments ( Read more... )

I was going to put up a post about poststructural theory and how it can almost get me hard, but I am suddenly feeling rather exposed. 

Heh ( Read more... )

"But... what if I don't wanna rock out with my cock out?"

Okay, now this is just cruelty. Am I the only person alive who thinks that the past actually means something?

To give so much of your life to someone and then not be worth a message.

Does this make sense to anyone else in ta interwebz?

"Time wounds all heels."

- Groucho Marx

Left Windsoria, post- Grand Return (tm). Had a great time, saw Chad (well, the latter point entails the former, no?). Chad's new friend Michelle is an absolute peach -- great sense of humour on that one (a requisite for spending more than 5 minutes within the Chaddy Shack). I say a PEACH, sirs ( Read more... )

Tomorrow, I am off to Chatham to emcee a wedding reception and have a wonderful, drunken time. Seeing as how I have no date, I will likely consume what can only be considered an heroic quantity of gin ( Read more... )

1. What movie have you seen the most times in the theatre? How many times?
I saw Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind in the theatre 3 times because I worked there, it was free, and it is terrific.

2. What was the last movie you walked out of in the theatre?
The Life Aquatic. What a romp of ass that was. (Later, I saw it in its entirety at the ( Read more... )

"It's not a bad thing to savour your memories, it can be wonderful and warming, but not at the cost of losing your excitement about the future."

- William Shatner, Up Till Now

(is there anything he can't do?)

And I have to delete your character from my Nintendo Wii.

Not because it has stopped making me smile when I see you there, watching on,

but because it still makes me smile, every time.

(I don't wanna grow up)