You got this lion, he’s the king of the jungle. Huge mane, everywhere. He's laying down under a tree, in the middle of Africa, he's so big, he's so hot... He doesn't wanna move ( Read more... )

"Do you wanna be nice...

Or do you wanna be effective?"

Adam has a massive decision to make.

Wish me luck.

Spoken Lines Excerpted from Marathon Work Week
"It's like, the Toronto Maple Leafs are all males, but not all males are Toronto Maple Leafs, you fucking idiot."

"All of my children are dead; please take off that rubber nose."

"Every sexual act is inherently a threesome with the establishment. We are actually being fucked by society."

"I don't care how ( Read more... )

A: "I should very much like to have a poem from every woman I sleep with."

B: "So what, you're only going to fuck poets now?"

A: "Not at all what I said - they'll be regular women, I'll just have them write me a little something along the way."

B: "Beforehand? Advance payment for services rendered?"

A: "You always manage to make everything ( Read more... )

Denise: I'm sorry, Rod. What were you going to ask me?
Rod Kimble: Um, I was gonna ask you who you think would win in a fight between... a grilled cheese sandwich and a taco.
Denise: Is that what you were really going to ask me?
Rod Kimble: Of course.
Denise: Well, I think the grilled cheese sandwich - in a fair fight. But if it was ( Read more... )

Lets see... so far, not even a month in, 2008 has seen the following people go ( Read more... )

What did you do in 2007 that you'd never done before ( Read more... )

"A man can see a hundred women, lust for a thousand more, but it is one scent that will open his eyes and turn him to love. And he will never thank the angels for making him blow his nose that morning."

- CS Richardson, The End of the Alphabet

Like our bodies require good food to operate, just as our vehicles demand fuel to spark their kinetic event, so it is with the ridiculous, clunky, outmoded, jalopy that is my meat-machine.

Every so often I encounter a mindset that so perfectly encapsulates one of my goals, fits so swimmingly within my endless, lifelong project, that it completely ( Read more... )

THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD HAS GONE CRAZY