The colours....

The... flavours??

Should I be tasting things?

I go to the school to confess, with much embarrassment, that my final semester paper isn't finished and will have to be late. I had all the time in the world and yet it simply isn't done ( Read more... )

Two years ( Read more... )

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You know where to find me.

Well... my philosophy graduate colloquium paper didn't exactly go as planned. Never really crystalized. Didn't really make sense, in places...

I ended up using words like 'p'sghetti' and 'm'matoes'

I made several threatening references to the UN.

And the last four lines just repeat the words 'Screw Jirgens'

"It's like, the Toronto Maple Leafs are all males, but not all males are Toronto Maple Leafs, you fucking idiot."

"All of my children are dead; please take off that rubber nose."

"Every sexual act is inherently a threesome with the establishment. We are actually being fucked by society."

"I don't care how hungry you are: throw out that cinnamon roll. ( Read more... )

WAYMAN IN LOVE
by Tom Wayman

At last Wayman gets the girl into bed.
He is locked in one of those embraces
so passionate his left arm is asleep
when suddenly he is bumped in the back.
"Excuse me," a voice mutters, thick with German.
Wayman and the girl sit up astounded
As a furry gentleman in boots and a ( Read more... )

And as I pulled myself up your naked body, I purposefully stopped partway. Laying my head to your chest, laying a damp mouth on your skin, I pressed and held to the beating thud of your heart behind the cage ( Read more... )

I've always had trouble sleeping, this is nothing new. But this shit is getting ri-goddamned-diculous ( Read more... )

"Dear student ( Read more... )