It was nice of you to withhold Geoff's phone number, did you think I would call it? Because, I would; not to make fun of him or pretend I'm someone else and commit a "prank".
"Geoff, you have to learn to put the weight of a dry glass firmly on top of the napkin so it won't fall to the floor.", that's what I'd say.
Okay, okay, I'd also tell him I was Steve Jobs from Macintosh, because it would feel good to be an important person for a few moments... but I still wouldn't make fun of him.
Well, -I- would tell him that I hate that spelling of Jeff. But I would only be kidding because I don't really. But all the other good things to say were already taken. :(
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It was just too perfect to pass up.
I've got the original pressed in the pages of
an Emily Dickinson book of poetry.
-Sam
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"Geoff, you have to learn to put the weight of a dry glass firmly on top of the napkin so it won't fall to the floor.", that's what I'd say.
Okay, okay, I'd also tell him I was Steve Jobs from Macintosh, because it would feel good to be an important person for a few moments... but I still wouldn't make fun of him.
-Kyle
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But I would only be kidding because I don't really.
But all the other good things to say were already taken. :(
Rock the boat.
Change positions.
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