In case you didn't know:

[citizenkafka]

Robots TALK LIKE THIS!

(And when you read that, you automatically "hear" a metallic, monotone voice with excessive, overly-regular pauses between words.)

Example

You: Hello, Mr. Robot.

Robot: GREETINGS HUMAN, HOW MAY I ASSIST YOU

You: Make me a sammitsh, Robot.

Robot: AFFIRMATIVE [whirling blades activatedYou: Arrrgh! No! What are you

Comments

[himita]

...i see you've taken up drinking again :P