The 10 Most Asinine Movie Twist Endings

[citizentim]

The 10 Most Asinine Movie Twist Endings

Link: http://www.cracked.com/article_15621...t-endings.html Ever since The Sixth Sense, Hollywood producers have been trying to capitalize on its success by distributing horribly illogical twist endings, hoping desperately to recapture what made the film such a surprise hit. And fail as they might, that

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[argentla]

The Life of David Gale, which I was stupid enough to check out from the library a few months ago, did, in fact, reveal that Kevin Spacey had had sex with the victim prior to her death, although it wasn't apparently anything to do with the plan. Tying this particular knot does absolutely nothing to diminish any of the distasteful idiocy of the rest of the plot, though.

[citizentim]

I was, luckily, warned away from Gale-- however, the same person that told me to avoid it also told me that K-Pax was actually a good movie.

I now take this person's advice very lightly.

[citizentim]

would that be the moment that Dane Cooke goes rushing to Jessica Simpson and they fall in love?

[touch_my_skin]

Hey so... maybe you could cut this for those who haven't seen, oh, 90% of those films and ended up seeing spoilers by mistake? :D

[citizentim]

given this list, I'd say that, at 90%-- roughly 2 hours per movie, I've just saved you 180 hours.
Granted, taste is subjective-- but, c'mon: the Tim Burton remake of Planet of the Apes?

Tell you what, I'll program out 180 hours of good movies with no spoilers!

[touch_my_skin]

I didn't read all the list, because I didn't want to see any more spoilers :P I'm sure most of them are bad movies but that doesn't mean I wasn't planning on watching them at some point. Sometimes the cheese factor makes it worthwhile. And sometimes people just have different tastes. :)

[bairdduvessa]

heh, neat

[implicate]

i hated high tension, stay, the forgotten, & the number 23 for those very reasons. well, i hated the latter two for other reasons also, but the point remains.