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[citizenx]

I work in the sort of neighborhood where people shout out into the street while waiting at bus stops, where a pizzeria will shut its doors and scrawl a message on the doors explaining "WE MOVD TO 281 CLARKSVILL PIK", where there's a business named "MO' MONEY TAXE$", and where a man will walk down the street pushing an empty baby stroller.

That is

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SWEET

[citizenx]

See, people don't want to go to a FAT BODY GYM, so that's clever. I guess.

Maybe.

Re: SWEET

[anonymous]

How do u know da baby stroller is empty?

Because I could see in it as I drove by.

[citizenx]

Also because I jumped out of the car, pushed the guy over, and kicked the baby stroller. Imagine my disappointment when no baby came to harm because of my actions.

good

[maximumbawb]

empty baby strollers don't push themselves!

Your point?

[citizenx]

Man, even non-empty baby strollers don't push themselves.