There's nothing quite like collapsing in a smell of toffee. 'Twould mayhap be better to collapse in a bed made of _real_ toffee, though...
I once had a frog-patterned mattress from the forties upon which I could collapse, but I always decided against it. It's the creaking, y'know. "Huh? Huh? Oh, the mattress... *Stares into a faint frog* Eek!"
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I once had a frog-patterned mattress from the forties upon which I could collapse, but I always decided against it. It's the creaking, y'know. "Huh? Huh? Oh, the mattress... *Stares into a faint frog* Eek!"
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G'head! Collapse!
(And gadsdammit girl -- where've you beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen?)
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