5 Reasons Why My Grandmother Should Be President of the United States

[city_brownie]

So I just voted via absentee ballot, and I was highly disappointed by my choice of nominees (haha like it's some award or something). Anyways after spending an afternoon with my Grandma, I've decided that in all her wisdomosity, that she should seriously be considered as a write in for your vote as persident. Here are the reason's why

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[cookiedonegood]

Presidents shouldn't burn their nation's flag, though.

[city_brownie]

Isn't it the American spirit to protest? John Kerry did...but my Grandma is waaaayy cooler, and yet she is ALSO from the East Coast

[hellospotlight]

And she could grab all the nation's spiders with HER FREAKIN HAND ON A LADDER! Man that was impressive.

[city_brownie]

Not as impressive as her spitting ablility