You are the Foreign Language Exam!
You should shave your armpits, if female, and invest in deodorant if male. Most likely, you can cook amazing entrees but you're sort of weak on the concept of cold drinks. You're stuck up and supercilious, and probably an alcoholic. But at least you care about conjugating verbs, you freak. Word up!
I took the ( Read more... )

I whole new quarter has just begun... I just finished the great joy of finding the perfect classes for winter quarter, which of course meant settling for mediocre classes instead. After dropping English 111 because my teacher was about as bright as a high school freshmen (she started out the class by telling us about transitioning between ( Read more... )

News for Vegans from Jane Magazine!!!:

Doing it for the Cows

"As it turns out, a milk by-product called casein is used to make latex, so condoms aren't exactly vegan-friendly. Thankfully there's Condomi, a milk-free condom, but now just try and not think of cows while you are using it"

Moo.

And so ends a shitty ass year. Thank god it is over...well almost over...and the pressure is now on to find a New Year's party is on. BAH! It's more like trying to get our shit together to pick something to do. Fuck, it's been a bad couple of days. Or just my whole year in general. Wow, this is where I would say "way to sound emo" if someone else ( Read more... )

This is what the "Greek Goddess Quiz" said about me:

You scored as Calliope.

You are Calliope, the muse of epic poetry. You like writing, gold, and reading super long books. You are usually quite intuitive and reserved.

My reaction to the quiz:

I'm like Hermione Granger! Yesssssss!!!!

So it really isn't that late right now, but yet both of my roommates have decidedly gone to bed about, oh an hour ago, and have left me typing as quietly as one can while listening to punk/"heavy metal" music. Oh the joy of earphones! I have spent today doing basically nothing...which is fabulous in my opinion. I mean I work hard to do nothing! I ( Read more... )

I blame the music industry. I swear it was Green Day that made me do it! Yes folks, I have yet again (in slight "Fuck the Parents" mindset) gone and pierced my ear. It's quite tasteful actually...I got it done on Friday, and so far it's been 5 days and 3 hours of a very successful operation that I have titled: "Keep Mother in the Dark about ( Read more... )

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Oh god, I love George Clinton and the Funkadelic band. I'm into funk, that shouldn't be surprising. Anyways the begining of his song "Mommy, what's a Funkadelic?" starts out explaining what a funkadelic is: "Someone from Carolina who encountered eternity on LSD and vowed to contain it in a groove."

Yes.
Awsome.

I got the job at Crate & Barrel!!! I will soon have INCOME! Whoa! That's amazing! And a good thing too considering that I just spent like $50 on perfume that I really didn't need. I should consider putting some restrain on the amount of money that I spend...but than again, nah, that'd just take away my charm and fashionable charisma wouldn't it?! ( Read more... )