Tonight

[citywalk]

I had a most excellent time tonight. Red Lobster was lots of fun. Dave was a wonderful waiter. If I ever go there again I just might ask for him. I'm very sorry that Sam, Steph, and Steven could not be there, but you were all with us in spirit... and drawn on a napkin along with Lindsay Lohan

Comments

Whitney doesn't get it either : (

[whitlay_kimblay]

I don't understand either, Sammy. Is Genovia real? And if Lord Nicholas was born in Genovia, how come he sounded British the first half of the movie and had no accent the rest of the time? Where did Raven come from? Why were there so many princesses at the wedding shower? Does anyone else think that Genovia looks like Disneyland? What was the obsession with Niccolo Machiavelli? At the end, why did that maid stuff popcorn in the cracks of the chair? How did Mia's attendants learn so many dances? Whose dog was the poodle? How did Mia graduate from college if she just turned 21? What was with the second secret service kid? How did Nicholas get onto the bike with the big wheel? If Genovia is in France, how come no one spoke French? I am done.

Re: Whitney doesn't get it either : (

[aka341]

Let me answer your questions...*throat clearing*...Genovia isn't real. Because he is gay. Raven came from Africa in order to serve her purpose as the token black girl. Because they are lesbians and like girly froufrou slumber parties. Indeed, it does look like Disneyland, perhaps "Genovia" is just EuroDisney. Niccolo Machiavelli was hot, who wouldn't be obsessed? The maid stuffed popcorn in the cracks of the chair because she was sick and tired of cleaning up and so she was all like "take that, chair!" and by shoving the popcorn in the cracks it was sort of like shoving popcorn up the crack of her tyrannical Pavarotti look-alike boss. The attendants are former employees of the famed Crazy Horse... The poodle, Maurice, belonged to Julie Andrews' character, Clarice. She slept with the president of the university. He added comic relief with his bushy eyebrows and obscene blond highlights. The maid took a break from stuffing popcorn in the seat cushion and gave him a boost and a pinch on the tush for good luck. "Genovians" are

Re: Whitney doesn't get it either : (

[whitlay_kimblay]

Oh my gauze Andrea, I love you. And yes, those blond-gray highlights were in fact obscene.