Comments | civilexpletives: I'll knock you up, but I won't have sex with you.

civilexpletives

I'll knock you up, but I won't have sex with you.

Feb 14, 2005 16:38

Apologies in advance for this:

So, does Christina have a Valentine?

( Either way she's got kiddy porn. )

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senshi_of_doom February 14 2005, 22:00:06 UTC

I don't know. Why do they make you think of me?

civilexpletives February 14 2005, 22:09:22 UTC

Gee, Sen, I couldn't even begin to think of any reasons why I might associate you with phone sex. I really can't think of even one.

< /sarcasm > <3

blacksandgara February 14 2005, 22:24:13 UTC

i wonder why too.
and yea the ads does make it all that better
and Hashi looks like Count D!

civilexpletives February 14 2005, 22:31:54 UTC

Maybe we should investigate. Try to track this person down.

Wait, that's a bad idea.

Also, I don't know who Count D is, but Sen said that too, so I'll just believe you... o-o;

senshi_of_doom February 15 2005, 21:03:06 UTC

Count D is one of the main characters in the manga Petshop of Horrors. People always confuse him either for a woman or for his grandfather cuz he lookes just like him.

Oh and I need to know your dads name and number so my dad can call and I can go in March. *dances*

civilexpletives February 15 2005, 21:12:33 UTC

Oh, ok, that's why I have no idea what you are talking about. Phew. I thought I might have missed something important there. <3

And just ask me tomorrow in art class, if I'm not taking you on the table like I promised I would yesterday. o-o; Or, probably, sketching...

neuseelen February 15 2005, 00:17:37 UTC

hashi won't give me my coat back goddammit! :O

xDD oh man. did that come out of that crazy newspaper you get at the trainstation?

catsprite February 15 2005, 00:48:11 UTC

Oh em gee Sven! *friends*

civilexpletives February 15 2005, 02:21:58 UTC

Hehe, we loooooove Sven. I only wish I could love her legally like you, Meliko-chan.

civilexpletives February 15 2005, 02:21:21 UTC

Wait, is that your coat he's wearing? o-o;

And, yes, everything I post here comes from the Fairfield Weekly in one way or another. You'd be surprised.

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doctor_keke February 15 2005, 01:41:45 UTC

i so just called her husband and told him about his wife's lover
lol pwnd

civilexpletives February 15 2005, 02:23:23 UTC

I hope you realize he is going to kill her now. I know this because now that I have forensics, everything is about murder. Our teacher told us so.

doctor_keke February 15 2005, 02:24:31 UTC

not if i kill him first >:O

civilexpletives February 15 2005, 02:32:03 UTC

You know how to get away with murder? If so, please tell me.

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donum February 15 2005, 04:16:04 UTC

You know, maybe the people on that grouphug website need that magazine of yours...

civilexpletives February 15 2005, 05:02:14 UTC

Yes, let's set them up on a blind date! I wonder what the children will look like... o-o;