Bzzt.

[civilexpletives]

If there is someone on your friends list you would love to have an epic, sweaty, damn near legendary, 12 hour fuckathon with, post this same exact sentence in your journal.

Oh, and I swear this is completely unrelated, but:

Comments

[viperas]

Would that persom be me by any chance??? ;-) Yeak I know it not but still had to say it. What happened to start vacation to get you so happy? must have been good whatever it is.

Glad to see that everything is going well.

[civilexpletives]

I'm going to be nice and ignore the first part of that.

Oh. It was Nate('s fantabudefuckingliciousloustastic help) that made vacation start out like that. Yay Nate!!$!#@ <33

[viperas]

o....k..... help with what?

And I expected you to ignore that first part but I couldn't help myself anyways.

[civilexpletives]

Help with something incredibly secret that no one except Nate and Paul and Sven will know about.

Um... right...

[jackiesobsessed]

yes, admitting is the first step.
btw, that's one of the best pictures of you i've seen in years, you should get it framed and get it in your yearbook

[civilexpletives]

I know. I have lost so much weight in that picture. Also, did you notice how tan I am? It took weeks in the sun, but I managed not to overdo it. Classic.

[jackiesobsessed]

you know, i wasn't going to say anything, but you do look so much thinner in that picture. tell me what diet you were on, cause it's working for ya baby! it's a great tan, is it all over? i have such a hard time tanning my skin, it never seems to get more than a tiny shade darker. you must let me know what your technique is. i especially like the buffed shine, it really brings out your eyes.

we are totally nuts

[civilexpletives]

I'm on the 'stay up until two in the morning watching the same episodes of Battlestar Galactica over and over out of the corner of your eye while cybering with 40 year old men in Alaska and thinking of new improved ways to leave horrible comments in people's livejournals' diet. You should try it sometime. And the buffed shine is from bathing in WD-40. Mmmmm, WD-40.

Yes, we are, but that's why weyou are so much cooler than everyone else.

[donum]

Holy crap, those cards remind me of my art class.  And knowing me, I really need to eat more of that chocolate ice cream.  Screw the weeks in the sun, chocolate ice cream's the new way to go!  Definitely yeah...

[civilexpletives]

But then (y)our children won't come out invisible!
(Transparent+clear=invisible.)

Plus, weeks in the sun only turn you silver (and turn you against the human race).
Chocolate ice cream just gives you hips.
And if you really need hips you can have mine.

[miss_lumpy]

OMGSOSEXY <3333333333

[civilexpletives]

OMGSALYISWAYSEXIER!!! <33333333333 Are you coming to Nate's on Friday?

But if you're talking about the kid pictures, that's creepy you pedophile whore.

[miss_lumpy]

Yes to both! <3

[civilexpletives]

Score! Guess who else might be there on Friday. :3 (Hint: Pssssst. <3333)

P.S. When I ran this comment through the livejournal comment spellcheck the best suggestion for the misspelled 'pssssst' was pussiest. PUSSIEST. Wow. Anyway.

[neuseelen]

xD OMJESUS! I LEARN HOW TO GO THE LITTLE MENS ROOM! :O me too!

spifftastic my wench. spifftastic.

[civilexpletives]

Hey, me too! :X But don't tell anyone. I have to sneak in when no one is looking.

Also, Friday? Sven? At Nate's?