Comments | cixi: be all that you can be

cixi

be all that you can be

Jun 06, 2005 01:51

"The nice thing about driving a car is the the physical act of driving itself occupies a good chunk of brain cells that would be giving you trouble overloading you thinking. New scenery continually erases what came before; memory is ost, shuffled, relabeled and forgotten. Gum is chewe; buttons are pushed; windows are lowered and opened. A fast ( Read more... )

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lehah June 6 2005, 13:09:11 UTC

You got no excuse to be embarassed. He's never been hit in the face with one of your sex toys, kid.

cixi June 6 2005, 17:07:18 UTC

I hit you in the face with one of my sex toys?

lehah June 6 2005, 17:50:23 UTC

Someone did. I thought it was Carla or you. But it was purple and double ended and it almost got me in the eye.

We were still in high school when this happened.

vsvictrolavs2 June 6 2005, 18:36:50 UTC

Unfortunately it was not I. Damn. I would definitely remember if it was. To no exaggeration, after I heard of someone who carried one in his car for this specific reason, I would love have words with someone and in retort reach back slap them across the face with a colored, double ended dildo. What could you ever say to that? I'm sure it would actually hurt a good amount too.
In any manner, I would enjoy takin a whack at someone with one and I've been vocal about it before, so if I ever have in the past, I would definitely remember.

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