Fic - Save All Your Kisses For Me (Rizzoli & Isles)

[cj2017]

Title: Save All Your Kisses For Me

Author: cj2017

Fandom: Rizzoli & Isles

Rating: R

Category: Tag to 3X10. Not to be taken entirely seriously. R/I.

Word Count: About 1,800

Notes: To be honest, that final scene of the mid season finale made me gawk at its sheer badness, so I thought I’d put my own spin on a continuation. I’m pretty damn sure the

Comments

[laurel_hardy]

Is Maura saving telophase for the next time one of them is out of town and they're resorting to phone sex? I have to admit I'm a little concerned for the baby being left in Lydia's care. Seems like Lydia's heart is in the right place but she may have misplaced her brain.

[cj2017]

LOL. See, I liked telophase (and preprophase!) but the missus said the three in there are the three most recognisable ones so we went with them ;-) Definitely holding them back for the phone kink. I think they sound quite kinky...

As for Lydia. Hell, profoundly IQ-challenged people have kids all the time and manage somehow to bring them up. What would be more unlikely is the Rizzo-Isles' adopting the little tinker. Uh uh, that kid would be in care quicker than you could say "who's the damn daddy?" Gods but this is a stupid bloody show.

[laurel_hardy]

I'm counting on Janet Tamaro's notoriously short memory (which is the real reason this show has no continuity-cause remembering stuff is HARD) to make the baby just go away by the end of the return episode. Also, since JT likes to recycle the few ideas she's able to hold in her head, I expect a lack of Rizzoli DNA in Honky Tonk much like Frankie's NotDaughter from season 2. On the other hand, I'm terrified this will be the one thing JT holds on to so she can do a hack job of 'exploring' Maura's issues about her own origins.

[cj2017]

Who the hell knows which way that idiot will turn? I think I might be officially past caring (and looking at the tumble weeds blowing through the online fandom, so is everybody else!) But yeah, seeing as none of the synopses for upcoming episodes go along the lines of "Jane discovers that taking a baby to a crime scene isn't fun, when baby vomit contaminates blood splatter," I'm guessing the baby will be shunted out of the way by the end of ep1!

[sunsetwriter]

I love the whole thing, but the first scene is exactly, EXACTLY like I would like to see it play out on the next episode in November. Not only did you come up with a very believable scenario for getting rid of the baby storyline, you nailed the characters - all of them. Voices, personalities, everything is spot on. Jane calling the baby Tonk is priceless - and so very Jane!

[cj2017]

As ever, my thanks :-) Sadly, I don't think Tamaro will go down the route of Jane thinking "hey, why don't I just run after her? She can't have gotten far." Because that would be far too sensible. As for the rest of it...oh, wouldn't that be lovely?

[berkybee]

Tonk! Love it!

yeah, I agree with Jane on the bio-mom thing. And I bet Maura would be a super hot pregnant woman.

[cj2017]

:-) I think I might have been channelling myself through Jane in this one.

Cheers for reading!

[hettiegolightly]

'Tonk', ffs - brilliant!

Love you for fixing Tamaro's latest amble into insanity; hate you for sticking that damned Brotherhood of Man song in my head for the rest of the day (yes, I'm a Brit, and yes, I'm old enough to remember it)

[cj2017]

You are most welcome on all counts (but particularly that last *g*) I did actually google "Songs with baby in the title" but we decided to go with the most insidious ear worm we could find and see whether anyone got it ;-) Unfortunately, the missus and I have fallen victim to our own scheme and have been singing the damn thing ever since.

If you would like to relive it in its true, 1970's glory - including some amazing dancing - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Szavq0lrFtg

But there are coordinated movements in matching jumpsuits. Don't say that I didn't warn you.

[hettiegolightly]

Christ on a fucking crutch. Yeah, cheers for that... I'm off to start a late shift at work now with a mad compulsion to do the 'thumbs in belt' move on the tube...

[cj2017]

*snorts* Happy to be of service! I aim to please :-)