To be clear... I can't decide what makes me laugh the most...

It is not actually a state and/or federal law that one must wear green on St. Patrick's Day and while I admit that it can be fun, it is not required.

So far this morning, 4 people have asked my where my green is (I am wearing my shamrock pendant) and my co-worker (who isn't even Irish) has been whining about how she forgot to dress her infant son in ( Read more... )

 This is why people disgust me....

Having trouble making friends? Paris Hilton can help!

I hate the universe.

Apparently, I passed the Borders personality profile the second time..

It is good to know that I am qualified to hold a job that I had for 4 years...  

Can someone PLEASE explain to me how I can fail a personality profile for a company that I worked for for 4 years?!?!

I applied for a PT job a Borders and apparently they disqualified my application because I flunked the personality profile!

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't decided if I am pissed or amused....

This is why I love The Onion....

 Perky people make me nervous ( Read more... )

 If there is anyone who is interesting in being on my weightloss filter that isn't, please comment here!

You can help provide moral support and encouragement for me in this process that may yet make me nuts... :-) JK!

Thanks!

I really like science fiction.  Call me a dork or whatever. I enjoy movies and television set in that genre, not books so much but media ( Read more... )

 Dear Friday,
Why are you not here yet?
Yours,
Katie Corrigan

Dear Katie,
Thank you for your interest in bending the space time continuum. Unfortunately, at this time we are unable to comply with your request. We appreciate your business and hope that you will continue to honor us with you patronage.

Yours truly,
Management for the Days of the Week