Comments | cjd414: Saving the world....one shopping trip at a time

cjd414

Saving the world....one shopping trip at a time

Jan 29, 2005 23:42

I just read the funniest LJ. If you're reading this....you know which one ( Read more... )

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fattred1 January 30 2005, 11:00:23 UTC

Invested? Well I mean there was that time bullets flew at me...so I was sorta invested. Not so much in a First National Bank kinda way...but a "Oh Shit I'm gonna Die so some Iraqi can Vote in January" sort of way.

Do they make Testicle Cancer Bracelets? If not, why?

cjd414 January 30 2005, 11:42:52 UTC

That may have been my favorite one yet. It made me laugh at loud. Going to the mall and BUYING shirts and bracelets that will bring peace on earth. But ya know....soldiers who are shot at and face death every day aren't REALLY "invested". Ah, the irony of a Fishers liberal. But it was good for a laugh, if nothing else. I was surprised it didn't somehow blame Matt McClintick for breast cancer.

fattred1 January 30 2005, 13:04:41 UTC

Yeah. I mean, remember when they did the AIDS benefit thing in Africa and it cured AIDS? That was awesome.

And when Jerry Lewis did that telethon and cured whatever the fuck he's been trying to cure all these years? That rocked.

And remember when people went to the mall and bought shirts and ended all the religious strife on the planet? That was so cool.

And remember when the Pope sent all of Europe to the Middle East to "take back the Holy Cities?" That totally worked out for the best.