To: Torchwood E-mail Group From: Harper, Owen Subj: RE: CCTV and YOU!
How horrible. Whoever did this really needs to learn a lesson or two about manners. I mean, that's like if somebody went and had sex on my lab table. Total violation of personal space.
Hey, you get invited by me. It's clearly stated in the email that it's allowed if you're invited by me. And you have an open, standing invitation. (Slight innuendo completely intended.)
I'm guessing I don't have to answer your open call advert, then? Oh well - I have anyway. Have I mentioned how thrilled and thankful I am lately? Or that your my very favorite boss? 'Cos I am, and you are :)
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To: Torchwood E-mail Group
From: Harper, Owen
Subj: RE: CCTV and YOU!
How horrible. Whoever did this really needs to learn a lesson or two about manners. I mean, that's like if somebody went and had sex on my lab table. Total violation of personal space.
-Owen
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To: Torchwood E-mail Group
From: Harkness, J.
Subj: RE: CCTV and YOU!
Someone actually did that? We work with animals!
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From: Harper, Owen
Subj: RE: CCTV and YOU!
Hypocrite. :)
You better not have kept the footage.
Where are you? I'd like to talk about this whole Cardiff thing when you have the time.
-Owen
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From: Harkness, J.
Subj: RE: CCTV and YOU!
Why not? I have a collection. You can have a copy if you want. ;P
Somewhere in the city. Meet at the sandwich place around the block from the Hub?
-J
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I'm going to quietly die of shame now...And kill Owen
Delete the tape, Jack. And don't give it to Owen, either.
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Don't worry, Toshiko, it's already been deleted.
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I promise to never have sex in your bed again.
Ianto
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I wouldn't want to muddle boundaries. Perhaps it's best if I just take my urges to have sex in your bed to someone else's.
-I
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I'm guessing I don't have to answer your open call advert, then? Oh well - I have anyway. Have I mentioned how thrilled and thankful I am lately? Or that your my very favorite boss? 'Cos I am, and you are :)
Gwen
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I delight in being everyone's favorite boss. Unfortunately it does not happen often, so I'll treasure this while it lasts. :)
-J
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