Location: His office, Opharan Hub
For: Torchwood team
*has applied mistletoe to every doorway, and tinsel and Christmas lights to every available surface* *has set up a rather large Christmas tree in the middle of the Hub* *has mistletoe over his desk*
To: Torchwood E-mail Group
From: Harkness, J.
Subj: Update to current policies
In light of the season, I expect everyone to follow correct protocol concerning the following items:
-mistletoe
-caroling (and/or wassailing)
-cookies
-presents
-eggnog
If there are any questions about correct protocol, please stop by my office for clarification (and your present).
-J.
*is wandering around wearing a
pair of reindeer antlers with twinkly lights on them and still managing to look borderline dignified*