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[cjnite23]

so, i came to work around midnight. because it's spring break, they connected all the dorms so only one desk has to be open. so, i'm walking through mcdowell's creepy, half-lit lounge when i glance out the window and, i swear to god, i see someone sitting in a window, staring at me creepily. the curtains were closed and everything, and the

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[abbydoodles]

awwww! poor carla :-( see??? gollum is evil!!! NO RING FOR GOLLUM!!! my theories are proven correct! don't worry... sam would have saved you ;-)

i miss you! i love you!

[heckers]

no! sam would have raped you and put your penis in the refirgerator!

the next time you are faced with an unknown assailant, i highly recommend spinning in counter-clockwise circles. the theory is that you will either out-crazy the attacker and they will go away or else you will die a horribly painful death being murdered but laughing roaringly over having thought that counter-clockwise circles could actually fend off an assailant.

[cjnite23]

wait, i have a penis?????? i guess you learn something new every day.

[abbydoodles]

hahahahahahahahaha

ohhh akiko, i love you