shades of goblins on a stormridden cloudness midnight

[ckm8_36]

somber milk is poured in my cereal. i realized today that in completing my quest, i may not survive. therefore, the obvious answer has occurred to me to have possibly consentual relations with as many wenches as possible, to insure the continuation of my precious loins. i went down to the mall today to find an unsuspecting virgin to bear my seed

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[buttsexor]

OMG YEAH ONE TIME IN COLORODO I HAD CONSENTUAL SEX WITH A VIRGIN BUT SHE DIDNT THINK IT WAS BECAUSE I "BLOCKED HER EXIT" AND THEN I GOT ARRESTED FOR IT BECAUSE IM BLACK BUT THEN THEY DROPPED THE CHARGES AFTER I PROMISED NEVER TO BLOCK UP HER EXIT AGAIN