This little work of art was made by the biggest shit headed, spoiled drunkard I've ever had the misfortune of being acquainted with: Mr. Colin "The chode" Hinton. I have until sunday to get rid of it before a jewish friend comes over. Thanks good sir, I'm glad you were able to have so much fun being a fascist while using my house to get wasted.

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I suppose I'll take that more seriously in the future.

I'm convinced it's not just coincidence; the very moment in which my life STARTS to get better and I began to be happy, which is all I want in life more than money or anything anyone can give me, I get fecal material thrown in my face.
<3 Mimi <3 Erica

This weekend was a blast! Friday I went to Gloria's with youth group, and after that I went to Derek's. Derek and I just chilled there being hardcore badasses for a while, then we went to pick up Hunter, and good times were had by all, especially me ( Read more... )

I worked my first night on wednesday at Jasemine. I knew I started at 8, but I didn't know when I finished. Well, I got home somewhere between 2 and 2:20. ;_; I thought my legs might fall off at some point and I could sue for workers compensation, but no such luck. All in all though 25 tip every time I work sounds nice, the worst thing that ( Read more... )

Patrick M. Sibley, hookah connoisseur, your dedication to the enjoyment of hookahs is finally going to pay off, both monetarily and emotionally...
You got a job at Jasemine, biatch.

Crazy break... that's all there is to say, some of the weirdest and scariest and most exciting things have occured over the break and I think that with a couple exceptions everything was awesome.

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Nothing about today stood out other than that nothing noteworthy was accomplished today. Therefore, God must have slept in today. :P

On tuesday, I bowled against Rockwall, I bowled a 200, and then a 228! That's insane, I just kept hitting strike after strike after strike it was wild! Then today in practice another 200... I'm on fire it's nuts! Maybe I'll get on varsity ( Read more... )