Movie Meme
It's been like 4 months since my last post, but I really like movies...
1) A: Do you think Death could possibly be a boat?
B: No, no, no... Death is "not." Death isn't. Take my meaning? Death is the ultimate negative. Not-being. You can't not be on a boat.
A: I've frequently not been on boats.
B: No, no... What you've been is not on boats.
Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead - antoniseb
2)A: It's a family, the Cavanaugh's - Ann and William. They're eating dinner, and they just finish, and their maid comes in and she clears the plates. And they have two children, Betsy and Timmy. And Ann suggests that they all go into the drawing room, where Ann then braids Betsy's beautiful blonde hair. The husband, he plays chess with Timmy - and then the maid comes in with strawberries and whipped cream, and they all eat a nice dessert. And that's the act.
B: What do you call an act like that?
A: The Cocksucking Motherfuckers.
The Aristocrats - antoniseb (perhaps the cleanest quote I could find)
3)X: Always remember that one day all this drug monkey business will be legal. They won't leave it to people like me... not when they finally figure out how much money is to be made - not millions, fucking billions. Recreational drugs PLC - giving the people what they want... Good times today, Stupor tomorrow. But this is now, so until prohibition ends make hay whilst the sun shines.
4)X: Okay, look. What if that ship didn't even exist? Did you ever think about that, I didn't know! So, now, if I went and made a major security situation out of it, everybody steps in; Administration steps in, and there's no exclusive rights for anybody, nobody wins! So I made a decision, and it was... wrong. It was a bad call, XXXX. It was a bad call.
Aliens - elmer42
5)A: You know what crazy is? Crazy is majority rules. Take germs, for example.
B: Germs?
A: Uh-huh. In the eighteenth century, no such thing, nada, nothing. No one ever imagined such a thing. No sane person, anyway. Ah! Ah! Along comes this doctor, uh, uh, uh, Semmelweis, Semmelweis. Semmelweis comes along. He's trying to convince people, well, other doctors mainly, that's there's these teeny tiny invisible bad things called germs that get into your body and make you sick. Ah? He's trying to get doctors to wash their hands. What is this guy? Crazy? Teeny, tiny, invisible? What do you call it? Uh-uh, germs? Huh? What? Now, cut to the 20th century. Last week, as a matter of fact, before I got dragged into this hellhole. I go in to order a burger in this fast food joint, and the guy drops it on the floor. B, he picks it up, he wipes it off, he hands it to me like it's all OK. "What about the germs?" I say. He says, "I don't believe in germs. Germs is just a plot they made up so they can sell you disinfectants and soaps." Now he's crazy, right? See? Ah! Ah! There's no right, there's no wrong, there's only popular opinion.
12 Monkeys - dervishspin
6)A: Look... I am not stupid, you know. They cannot make things like that yet.
B: Not yet. Not for about forty years.
A: Are you saying it's from the future?
B: One possible future. From your point of view - I don't know tech stuff.
A: Then you're saying you're from the future, too, is that right?
B: Right.
A: Right.
The Terminator - elmer42
7)A: Can you really bring him in?
B: I think we're past that, don't you? What, do you have a better idea?
A: Well, so far, you've given me nothing but a trail of collateral damage from Zurich to Paris. I don't think I could do much worse.
B: Well why don't you go upstairs and book a conference room. Maybe you can talk him to death.
The Bourne Identity - ulfric
8)A: [praying at a funeral] Jesus God in Heaven, why'd you have to kill such hot snatch?
[smiles]. It's a joke man. Geez, people are so serious. [serious face]. Holy Mary who art in Heaven pray for us sinners... so we don't get caught [grins and looks up worriedly]. Another joke.
Heathers - dervishspin & termofart
9)A: This is terrible! He's ruining the soup! And no one's noticing? It's *your* restaurant, do something!
B: What can *I* do? I am a figment of your imagination.
A: But he's *ruining* the *soup*!
Ratatouille - zazzaben & ulfric
10)A: You mean you busted out of jail.
B: No, ma'am. We released ourselves on our own recognizance.
C: What my brother here means to say is that we felt that the institution no longer had anything to offer us.
Raising Arizona - dervishspin & termofart
11)A: [singing] Some people will have / Some simply will not / But they'll complain and complain and complain and complain and complain / Some people will work / Some never will / But they'll complain and complain and complain and complain and complain / Like this: / It's society's fault I don't have a job / It's society's fault I'm a slob / I'm a drunk, I don't have a brain / Give me a pamplet while I complain / Hey pal you're living in the land of the free No-one's gonna hand you opportunity
Bob Roberts - elmer42
12)A: What're you chewin' over?
B: Dream I had once. I was walkin' in the woods, I don't know why. Wind came up and blew me hat off.
A: And you chased it, right? You ran and ran, finally caught up to it and you picked it up. But it wasn't a hat anymore and it changed into something else, something wonderful.
B: Nah, it stayed a hat and no, I didn't chase it. Nothing more foolish than a man chasin' his hat.
Miller's Crossing - termofart
13)A: Look B, I gotta do this. If I don't, I'll be nothing. I'll end up like my neighbor C. He just sits around crocheting all day and snorting nasal spray.
B: He snorts nasal spray? Know where I can score some?
A: ARE YOU GONNA HELP ME OR NOT?
Better Off Dead - zazzaben
14)A: These are great days we're living, bros. We are jolly green giants, walking the Earth with guns. These people we wasted here today are the finest human beings we will ever know. After we rotate back to the world, we're gonna miss not having anyone around that's worth shooting. stillking
15)A: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.
Snatch - termofart
- Well that didn't take too long... All but 2 are complete 3 hours after I posted...
1) A: Do you think Death could possibly be a boat?
B: No, no, no... Death is "not." Death isn't. Take my meaning? Death is the ultimate negative. Not-being. You can't not be on a boat.
A: I've frequently not been on boats.
B: No, no... What you've been is not on boats.
Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead - antoniseb
2)A: It's a family, the Cavanaugh's - Ann and William. They're eating dinner, and they just finish, and their maid comes in and she clears the plates. And they have two children, Betsy and Timmy. And Ann suggests that they all go into the drawing room, where Ann then braids Betsy's beautiful blonde hair. The husband, he plays chess with Timmy - and then the maid comes in with strawberries and whipped cream, and they all eat a nice dessert. And that's the act.
B: What do you call an act like that?
A: The Cocksucking Motherfuckers.
The Aristocrats - antoniseb (perhaps the cleanest quote I could find)
3)X: Always remember that one day all this drug monkey business will be legal. They won't leave it to people like me... not when they finally figure out how much money is to be made - not millions, fucking billions. Recreational drugs PLC - giving the people what they want... Good times today, Stupor tomorrow. But this is now, so until prohibition ends make hay whilst the sun shines.
4)X: Okay, look. What if that ship didn't even exist? Did you ever think about that, I didn't know! So, now, if I went and made a major security situation out of it, everybody steps in; Administration steps in, and there's no exclusive rights for anybody, nobody wins! So I made a decision, and it was... wrong. It was a bad call, XXXX. It was a bad call.
Aliens - elmer42
5)A: You know what crazy is? Crazy is majority rules. Take germs, for example.
B: Germs?
A: Uh-huh. In the eighteenth century, no such thing, nada, nothing. No one ever imagined such a thing. No sane person, anyway. Ah! Ah! Along comes this doctor, uh, uh, uh, Semmelweis, Semmelweis. Semmelweis comes along. He's trying to convince people, well, other doctors mainly, that's there's these teeny tiny invisible bad things called germs that get into your body and make you sick. Ah? He's trying to get doctors to wash their hands. What is this guy? Crazy? Teeny, tiny, invisible? What do you call it? Uh-uh, germs? Huh? What? Now, cut to the 20th century. Last week, as a matter of fact, before I got dragged into this hellhole. I go in to order a burger in this fast food joint, and the guy drops it on the floor. B, he picks it up, he wipes it off, he hands it to me like it's all OK. "What about the germs?" I say. He says, "I don't believe in germs. Germs is just a plot they made up so they can sell you disinfectants and soaps." Now he's crazy, right? See? Ah! Ah! There's no right, there's no wrong, there's only popular opinion.
12 Monkeys - dervishspin
6)A: Look... I am not stupid, you know. They cannot make things like that yet.
B: Not yet. Not for about forty years.
A: Are you saying it's from the future?
B: One possible future. From your point of view - I don't know tech stuff.
A: Then you're saying you're from the future, too, is that right?
B: Right.
A: Right.
The Terminator - elmer42
7)A: Can you really bring him in?
B: I think we're past that, don't you? What, do you have a better idea?
A: Well, so far, you've given me nothing but a trail of collateral damage from Zurich to Paris. I don't think I could do much worse.
B: Well why don't you go upstairs and book a conference room. Maybe you can talk him to death.
The Bourne Identity - ulfric
8)A: [praying at a funeral] Jesus God in Heaven, why'd you have to kill such hot snatch?
[smiles]. It's a joke man. Geez, people are so serious. [serious face]. Holy Mary who art in Heaven pray for us sinners... so we don't get caught [grins and looks up worriedly]. Another joke.
Heathers - dervishspin & termofart
9)A: This is terrible! He's ruining the soup! And no one's noticing? It's *your* restaurant, do something!
B: What can *I* do? I am a figment of your imagination.
A: But he's *ruining* the *soup*!
Ratatouille - zazzaben & ulfric
10)A: You mean you busted out of jail.
B: No, ma'am. We released ourselves on our own recognizance.
C: What my brother here means to say is that we felt that the institution no longer had anything to offer us.
Raising Arizona - dervishspin & termofart
11)A: [singing] Some people will have / Some simply will not / But they'll complain and complain and complain and complain and complain / Some people will work / Some never will / But they'll complain and complain and complain and complain and complain / Like this: / It's society's fault I don't have a job / It's society's fault I'm a slob / I'm a drunk, I don't have a brain / Give me a pamplet while I complain / Hey pal you're living in the land of the free No-one's gonna hand you opportunity
Bob Roberts - elmer42
12)A: What're you chewin' over?
B: Dream I had once. I was walkin' in the woods, I don't know why. Wind came up and blew me hat off.
A: And you chased it, right? You ran and ran, finally caught up to it and you picked it up. But it wasn't a hat anymore and it changed into something else, something wonderful.
B: Nah, it stayed a hat and no, I didn't chase it. Nothing more foolish than a man chasin' his hat.
Miller's Crossing - termofart
13)A: Look B, I gotta do this. If I don't, I'll be nothing. I'll end up like my neighbor C. He just sits around crocheting all day and snorting nasal spray.
B: He snorts nasal spray? Know where I can score some?
A: ARE YOU GONNA HELP ME OR NOT?
Better Off Dead - zazzaben
14)A: These are great days we're living, bros. We are jolly green giants, walking the Earth with guns. These people we wasted here today are the finest human beings we will ever know. After we rotate back to the world, we're gonna miss not having anyone around that's worth shooting. stillking
15)A: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.
Snatch - termofart
- Well that didn't take too long... All but 2 are complete 3 hours after I posted...