As it's safe to write this, for no one shall ask...

[claire_redfield]

Ask any of my characters -- canon, AU or OC, past or present -- a question and they'll give you an honest answer. Not necessarily the whole answer, but an honest one.

Whee.

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[hellbait]

Jejune!Dona: So, give us the scoop: what's the real reason you sent Lu to help poor concussed Berry?

ToF!Dona: What's with the sword?

Jejune!Baralai: Do the curtains match the carpet (turnabout=fair play)?

ToF!Yuna: Gippal, Tidus, or a bit of both?

ToF!Laguna: How the hell did you + Raine=Squall?

[claire_redfield]

Jejune!Dona: Because Al Bhed aren't fun to torture if they're too delerious to tell what's happening to them, namely if they're retarded because they DID something retarded, kthx. Not because I have remote respect for that camel humper, fuck no, not at all.

ToF!Dona: How else will I get Barthello to listen to me? It does wonders for spankings threats. Ask Berrik.

Jejune!Baralai: ...Gippal, is that you?

ToF!Yuna: My heart is with Tidus, it always has been. But... Gippal... has been... very comforting. And... well... *confuses self into aneurism*

ToF!Laguna: Well, there was a lot of squirming involved. She used a belt once or twice (that was hot). And then there was the bar--oh, wait, you mean genetics-wise? Um...

[claire_redfield]

Squenix!Vergil: They are quite suitable for crushing heads with.

ToF!Vergil: Is it now?

EotW!Vergil: Why must one sympathize with another so?

EotW!Claire: I would eat my brother if it meant I could see Dante naked, thank you! Lord almighty...

[claire_redfield]

Squenix!Vergil: As if I needed your confirmation to have his shoes. But thank you, I shall.

ToF!Vergil: Aheh, what does my sexuality have to do with a thing?

EotW!Vergil: Your inner Dante commands you to do what now? Care for my broken self, or lust after me? I should have to worry, if it is to lust after me.

EotW!Claire: I will worship you forever.

[thundertouch]

ToF Yuna: <3?

[summonerofspira]

Gippal... I... You still have to watch the stars with me, silly.

[thundertouch]

We should do that then!

[summonerofspira]

The sky is quite clear tonight. Meet you outside?

[machina_schism]

Squenix!Vergil: ...So. Why me, huh? Can't ya leave me the vilg alone, buddy?

[ceruleandemon]

Because you were an insolent fool at our first meeting.

That, and you know technology and you know how to cook. Now silence and get back to the kitchen, fool. That turkey will not baste itself.

[machina_schism]

I...You...VILG.

Bastard. ...You owe me.

[ceruleandemon]

Aheheheh.

SILENCE.

[sanctus]

Squenix!Vergil: C'mon, you can tell me, brother dearest...You love me, don't you? How can you not? I'm so cute and cuddly. Look at me. *belly dances*

[ceruleandemon]

...I hate you and your belly dancing too, brother.

[sanctus]

Squenix!Vergil: What, this dancing? *belly dances more and wiggles his ass* C'mon, Verg, show some love for you baby brother. I'll wibble. I swear to God I will. And tell everyone how you wet the bed.

[ceruleandemon]

That was you, you idiot.