A vignette from my date tonight:
He answers his phone, chats a bit then closes with “Love you.”
Him: That was my fiancée
Me: …
Him: No, it’s okay, she’s fine with me dating other women.
Me: …
Him: Really. It’s okay.
Me: No, it’s really not.
I punch his shoulder
Me: You’re a fucking ass
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