Remember don't eat it if its brown

[clairesaunders]

I made it to the end of casis on Saturday something i haven't done in a long while (because i haven't been there). I love Dj Jim, he ended the whole night on The Snake and me, Lauren and Natalie danced are little butts off. I think Natalie's mum thinks i'm wierd because on bonfire night i was stumbling out of her house like a bitch. I'm so bored, i

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[philhorsfall]

"i'm just too clever than you all"

[dead_end_queen]

hmmmmm i'm guessing that the one you made up is the one about guts. am i right, am i right? the are both side-splightingly hilarious though so its win-win.

sssssiiighed the sssssnake

xxxx

[screwwwyouuu]

Why don't skeletons fight? Because they don't have the guts is the real one.
The other one you made up, because it's a bit shit. But if you made up the good one, then bravo. I like it's religious connotations.

[philhorsfall]

I thought the funniest one was "i'm just too clever than you all"

[screwwwyouuu]

add me back, tit head.