Not so happy Thanksgiving

[claireunderwear]

I would like to thank Nick and Jessica for ruining Thanksgiving for the rest of the world.  Will I find another model of true love?

Comments

[loftygoals]

i, for one, am relieved. someone as annoying and dumb as jessica simspon does not deserve nick lachey. he's just too smart for her.

[idiosynchrissy]

Leave it to these two clowns to ruin my perfectly lovely Thanksgiving weekend, by getting sick of pretending they're still together. I can't wait for next week's US Weekly.

[the_loafmaster]

Celebrity gossip is one of the things I hate most in this world.
if I ever got famous I would seriously punch every one of the gossip-centric press in the face until they stopped reporting on me.

[hyrum]

i think your efforts would be counterproductive

however, if/when you're famous, i'd really appreciate it if you'd do just that

then maybe i'd be interested in celebrity gossip as well

[the_loafmaster]

will do! will do.

[claireunderwear]

I'm the person keeping them employed. I <3<3<3<3 celebrity gossip.