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okay so we got the keys to the new house and naturally it's like 90 something degrees outside and the a/c is busted.. and the cable's not going to be hooked up until friday, and i wont' be back in melbourne (where we have cable) until friday, so all i have is dialup and i won't be on much. happy june!

We had our very first full-blown public tantrum today.
It was everything I had dreaded, screaming, kicking, crying, a complete and total fit. ( Spider Monkeys are funny! )

TO: president@[Big Hospital System in Orlando ( Read more... )

(wow, two posts in one day? this is MADNESS!)

i cooked. nothing caught fire, the world did not stop spinning, and alyssa and I enjoyed it thoroughly. but, you know, it was spaghetti and meatballs.. what 2-year-old can resist spaghetti?

i hate our public assistance system and those uptight, holier-than-though, crabby people who work there. "My God, you have a question! Blasphemer! Burn her! Burn her ( Read more... )

Okay, so, today is my Quit Day. I'm on 300mg of WellButrin and as many Mountain Dew Slurpees as it will take to keep me relatively pacific for the next 3 days. I made a point of telling my family to expect mega bitch for the next few days and, for the sake of my health and success in this endeavor, to please just hold all retaliatory abuse until ( Read more... )

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Literally every other present under the tree was for alyssa. Here's what she ended up with ( Read more... )