Definition of Bravery:

[clairise]

True bravery is arriving home, stinking drunk after a very late night
out with the boys, being met at the door and assaulted with a broom
by your wife
. . and still having the guts to ask:
"Are you cleaning, or were you flying somewhere?'

Comments

[shrikalikadevi]

lol...that's great...perhaps a touch of stupidity to that bravery, but hilarious nonetheless. *hugses* :)

[clairise]

my grammy is the shit.heh

HAHAHAH that rocks

[asno_del_fuego]

nothing like ssying the wrong shit to someone who's already pissed at you.

[mr_gristle]

There's a part 2 to this that I vaquely remember ... sort of ...

Having balls is arriving home late in the morning with red lipstick on your collar, smelling of perfume and liquor, being met at the door by your wife ... you slap her on the ass and say "right, now it's your turn".

Needless to say I will never have the balls!