"Um, now, I've done a bit of Latin in me time, yes, but I can control it. Never let it get out of hand; you know, two or three translations a week, never more... At school I was taught marijuana, which was unusual ( Read more... )

( I am the walrus )

Clairybell has no money. I got paid on Thursday and the lot has gone in two days, on things like birthday presents, holiday deposits and football tickets. It's a good job it isn't car insurance week or I'd be screwed.

OMG NEIGHBOURS!!!!

One or two updates:
1) Ma, Pa and I are booking a long weekend in Paris in April. I believe I've been invited simply as 'Official Interpreter'.
or 2) I've started reading again. Philosophy, that is. Being and Nothingness is the current tract I'm trying to unravel, before The Critique of Pure Reason arrives...

[Gulp]

So this is Christmas.
I want everyone who reads this to spare a thought for those of us who are missing someone at this time of year; because it is precisely now that that absence makes itself felt. When you're all with your families, wishing that you were elsewhere, remember that at least you still have yoursFor my part I hate Christmas. This ( Read more... )

I own a Boris Johnson t-shirt.

It isn't
I got more rhymes than a bottle's got songs
Rather it's
I got more rhymes than the Bible's got psalms

I did not know that.

I've just completed paying for Dave's Christmas present - a Sean Bean 12" figure - from eBay. It came to roughly double what I wanted to pay, but the second I saw it I thought, 'Dave's life will not be complete until he owns that.' So I bought it.

I have to go play darts and dominoes now. All I want to do is sleep!

I have a picture with (analogies? metaphors?) for some 72 bands on it. For example, in the background there are two planes = B52 Bombers = the B52's. It's driving me crazy. I've got 27 so far and now I'm stuck. I get the feeling some will jump out at me, but otherwise I keep staring at it and swearing ( Read more... )