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[clamboy]

Ann Coulter's jaw has been wired shut.

Ann Coulter's jaw has been WIRED SHUT.

ANN COULTER'S jaw has been wired shut.

ANN. COULTER'S. JAW. has been WIRED. SHUT.

ANN.

COULTER'S.

JAW.

HAS.

BEEN.

WIRED.

SHUT.

I can't stop smiling. And chuckling. And laughing.

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[aimgrrrl]

From Fark.com: "Finally, proof of God's existence: Ann Coulter's jaw wired shut"

From Digg.com: "This won't slow Coulter down -- she pulls most of her opinions out of her ass anyway."

From my household: "Now we just need to break her fingers so she can't type."

[desolina]

Can you just imagine how fun it would be to hang out with her right now?

"Hey Ann! Ain't it grand how Obama got elected president!

Anne: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! (scribbles furiously on pad)

Sorry, can't read that - I can't afford a new prescription on these lenses. I expect the new national healthcare plan will take care of that, though!

Ann: MMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, I think it's great too. I suppose he'll pay for it by nationalizing the oil companies or something.

Ann: GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRARRRRRRRR (turns blue and falls over.)