argh

May 15, 2002 16:10

I swear I'm going to kill her before I go. Yet again she's intervened in the conversation I was having with someone else. A friend suggested that i piss in her mug before I leave or wipe snot around the edge of it...I think I might just do both.

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anonymous May 15 2002, 11:11:56 UTC
better still, cycle to work then wipe the rim of her mug around your arse crack, then watch and smile as she unknowingly drinks coffe from it.

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anonymous May 15 2002, 13:12:26 UTC
shame she doesn't have a toothbrush you can pee on (I know someone who admitted to using her blokes toothbrush to clean a loo with when moving out. she got back with him and couldn't kiss him for ages)

the coffee cup idea rocks though ;)

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anonymous May 15 2002, 13:13:42 UTC
er, that last one is me

pxx

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anonymous May 15 2002, 16:24:15 UTC
Just twat the bitch from behind on your last day.

MartinDB.

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anonymous May 16 2002, 01:40:46 UTC
I always liked the drawing-pins-on-the-chair idea myself... Although once, i did that to somebody with just one, and when he sat down, it just went straight up his bum crack and he didn't even notice. I was most disappointed. Why dont you go in on your last day and delete all the really important files from her pc? then she'd get the sack...

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anonymous May 16 2002, 04:45:53 UTC
oops, forgot to sign my drawing pin entry :)

bri
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Doesnotcompute anonymous May 16 2002, 04:15:15 UTC
Better still - plant a trojan in her machine, and leave a back door through the firewall etc....

Then you can really have some fun........

N

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