Pass-fucking-numpty-port.

[clarabellapasta]

I've lost my Passport.

I'm going on holiday in 3 weeks.  Mooking numpty cunting fuck.

I'm ahungered.  Jonny's making bolognaise.

Have realised my diet's gone to shit since I got home.  Yesterday i consumed a fry up, a curry,  beer and a chocolate bar.  Whoopsy :s  Ahhh well.

Nothing to report really except does anyone know if the one day liverpool

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[restlessboy]

you can get a passport in a day but you need an appointment. my boss managed to get one without an appointment by just turning up and refusing to leave.

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