in an old t-shirt and pajama pants, no less

[claracter]

Recent events have caused me to shake my head in disapproving befuddlement

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and the nightmare rides on

[zeroschism]

oh dear,
on behalf of the members of my sex, I apologise, though I am sure you will try to refute it with some sort of argument; please accept it for 'tis all i can offer, unless you would be interested in hiring a bodyguard. But my prices are cheap: I work for food :)

of food I have a plenitude

[claracter]

How is it that the noble are most susceptible to remorse?

[jewelaree]

You should go to Canada...I had many nice pleasant walks without some lame ass trying to get in my pants, and not in the modrobes way. I think it is either because people in Omaha are ignorant, or because in Vancouver people walk more. Probably some good combination of the two.

[claracter]

Indeed. Much human folly can be traced back to ignorance, and pedestrians seem so scarce that those that are not yet extinct are assumed to be at the bottom of the food chain. Sometimes I have the inkling that these flirtatious fellows think to themselves, "Hey, there's a young female, walking alone--no chauffeuring boyfriend nearby. She must not have high standards!" Some actually resort to naughty name-calling if you don't respond with proper gratitude.

[jewelaree]

Perhaps it would be a good idea to carry a side bag filled with water balloons, that would freshen up their minds and mouths!! It's like a cold shower, to go!

[claracter]

Ha! Brilliant I say! I'm certain I would never have enough audacity to actually do such a thing, but it does invite some hilarious images.