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First Transmission

Aug 14, 2011 07:33

I - [Action, morning - 1450 Mitchell Road]

[Looks like Robot House has a new not!daughter. She is currently wandering around the house at the crack of dawn, pushing open every single door and window in the house, regardless of who or what may be in/out there. When she "finishes" so to speak, she settles at the landing of the staircase, her hands ( Read more... )

sasaki y u leev kuyou, being kuyou is suffering, +tachikoma, +kyon, adventures in robot house, +yuki, y no 1 remember me, !ic, intro, +aaron, kuyou questions why she is a meatbag, becoming a meatbag, +wheatley, +glados

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I flashlightdeath August 15 2011, 05:34:23 UTC

[ Wheatley is in the kitchen, and he has toast. Sadly, his previous experiment of trying to power it with potatoes didn't work very well, and they barely lasted long enough. Obviously, this meant Mayfield's potatoes sucked. Like the rest of the town.

So as he's eating, he watches a girl - oh, she's new? - open the pantry door and the cabinets and the refrigerator and the windows and then walk out. He cocks an eyebrow, stands up, and follows her slowly with the toast in his mouth. When she stops, so does he, finally having a bite. ]

What's your name?

clarify_void_on August 15 2011, 05:38:38 UTC

[] Kuyou abruptly whirls around at the sound of his voice, her mass of hair nearly knocking a lamp off of the minitable behind her. She blinks once, and says]

Kuyou Suou.

flashlightdeath August 15 2011, 05:42:51 UTC

[ His hands were out and leaning out just in case that lamp did fall but he stands right back up and acts like nothing happened. Askwardly. ]

Kuyou Suou? Oh. Right. Um, you must... be our new daughter! Lovely. I'm Wheatley, your dad! [ He holds out his hand, realizing he's holding out the toast, then switches hands. ]

clarify_void_on August 15 2011, 05:46:12 UTC

[She blinks again, staring hard at the outstretched hand.]

Wheatley....? I...have none...no organic parental figures...I am merely...physical data.

flashlightdeath August 15 2011, 05:59:41 UTC

[ Drops the hand, munching on the piece of toast he had in his mouth. He looks at Kuyou curiously for a few seconds, waiting until he's swallowed to talk. ]

So you're a robot? Oh hey, I used to be one of them! And your uh... mother, she used to be one too! I used to be like this, actually. [ Makes a space between his hands about basketball-sized. ] And I was a ball! Then I came here, and now I'm... well, obviously I'm not a ball anymore. I'm one of these human things.

clarify_void_on August 15 2011, 06:02:19 UTC

Mother...?

I...don't know...what a robot is

I am a...HUMANOID INTERFACE.

[To try and make him understand, she mimicks his hand motions, but with the size of a person.]

flashlightdeath August 15 2011, 06:07:13 UTC

Oh. [ Give him a minute. ]

...oh! You're like a life-sized robot then! You're a, well, android, humanoid, I think they're the same thing, both have oid at the end, so they must be, yeah? Although, I don't think you're... all of that. You're just human now. No oid. Just human. Unfortunately.

SHE'S GOT AN IDENTITY CRISIS NOW, THANKS WHEATLEY clarify_void_on August 15 2011, 06:10:47 UTC

I am an..."android"? Not...alien? [What? This was a startling development to her! Not like it showed on her face, though. All she does is cock her head to the side.]

Nagato, she is...android, too?

YOUR DAD'S A MORON, GOOD LUCK KUYOU flashlightdeath August 15 2011, 06:18:29 UTC

Uh, I don't know who that Nagato one is, but if she was an android, and if she's in Mayfield now? Yeaaah she's probably human now. But don't worry! You can still call yourself what ever you want! Humanoid, android, alien, whatever you want! Even though you're not... really that thing anymore. I still think of myself as a personality core, but look at me, I'm nowhere near that!

And she's easily led on. I sense ensuing shenanigans. clarify_void_on August 15 2011, 06:21:33 UTC

Kyon...said we were "aliens." Nagato is...a HUMANOID INTERFACE, but different...

Existing in...space...but not from this...space.

And so it begins flashlightdeath August 15 2011, 06:27:35 UTC

So like a... different... whatarethey... dimension? Well, that's just weird.

[ Coming from someone that was originally a talking ball from a facility that made mini bloody black holes in portal guns ]

But you're not there now, you're here! So... hopefully that's better than not space.

muahahaha clarify_void_on August 15 2011, 06:30:25 UTC

[She gives a slight nod.]

But where is...here?

flashlightdeath August 18 2011, 02:57:10 UTC

Uh... you know, I don't really know myself! But! I know we must be somewhere in the... center of the United States of America. I think. I mean it's just a guess that can make sense. It's just some weird old town, and here we are!

clarify_void_on August 19 2011, 13:22:28 UTC

CLARIFY: United States of America.

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