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[clarklike]

Voice Mail

You've reached Clark Kent. I'm not answering my phone right now, so leave a message after the beep. If you're calling about work you can reach me at 1-555-555-6452, extension 2394. If you're from Paradisa, you won't be able to reach my work number due to dimensional problems. Thanks.

[beep!]

Comments

[mylifeisntajoke]

Good news, Clarkie! I got a phone!

[a pause] Wait, where is the off button?

... CLARK, I CAN'T FIND THE OFF BUTTON. Oh, wait, here it is. Bye! [click]

[clarklike]

[holding his phone to his ear, staring straight ahead of him, confused, and then he calls back. Ring, ring...]

[mylifeisntajoke]

[... answers slowly] Hello?

[clarklike]

Hello, Booster. It's Clark.