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clashcityrock

Drunken Homeless Begging Smoker Story.

Jul 25, 2005 14:59

Monica Whalen - Hurting people and ruining lives since December 18th, 1985.
Many sorrys to Mr. Wilcox and Ms. Prescott.

ANYWAY-

When returning from seeing "Hottie BF" in Manch. I got into South Station and off the bus around 4:45...I walked to the red line and heard the train coming and kind of ran to catch- I didn't bother to check if it was to ( Read more... )

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xsufi_flipperx July 25 2005, 19:26:44 UTC

i've met this man before! he travels from t stop to t stop asking people for change and then when one person is nice enough to give him some he sucks them into very awkward conversations... i've witnessed this atleast 3 or 4 times in my journies to boston for school... i'm sorry that u were sucked in but it made for a good story eh? lol

clashcityrock July 26 2005, 12:25:53 UTC

he's a hottie- i neglected to mention he guess my bra size...and got it correct...pretty impressive.

xsufi_flipperx July 26 2005, 13:14:45 UTC

wow... wut a talent eh?

ricey424 July 25 2005, 19:55:01 UTC

wow, i met this guy too..but unlike you, i had lots of anal sex with him.

ok on a serious note, sorry you went through that. that completely sucks.

that bum and i have something in common though. we both dream of fucking monica.

hope all is well yo, take it easy parchesi.

clashcityrock July 26 2005, 12:26:16 UTC

hahaha. Westfield state. I miss you.

mistermacphisto July 25 2005, 20:02:01 UTC

Jesus. That's a hell of a story. Remind me never to take the T. Ever. Again.

Actually, it reminds me of one when I was still living in Miami. I was downtown in the middle of the night. I had to go to the car to grab something. Some old bum starts telling me about this great big earthquake that's going to rattle Miami the next day, and knock down the columns to the Metrorail (it's an elevated train there). He goes at length on this for a while. There was a long awkward pause and he finally spilled it. "Hey, you got any money?"

I gave him a quarter in gratitude for the advance warning.

Then I got the fuck outta there.

clashcityrock July 26 2005, 12:27:34 UTC

A broke prophet, that's pretty funny.

mistermacphisto July 26 2005, 12:29:59 UTC

Wasn't much of a prophet.. the columns are still there as far as I know.

I guess I should be thankful he wasn't hitting on me, eh?

ha

clashcityrock July 26 2005, 14:53:31 UTC

Thankful? You should be sorry he wasn't hitting on you.. I'm sure you could have had a lovely date.

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largerobotd July 25 2005, 20:25:15 UTC

"He then told my I had a big chest...like I don't know.."

Pure funny

soma_fiend July 25 2005, 21:15:16 UTC

Oh my.