This is not the greatest dream in the world

[classic1st]

I was woken up at around 2:30 in the morning by a car alarm going off. It took me a moment to recover from being woken up so suddenly, after which I spent another minute laying in bed, waiting for the alarm to stop. When it didn't, I got out of bed (taking all the proper precautions to avoid Winter Syndrome), split the blinds with two fingers,

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[psychicmayhem]

Obviously.

Therefore, I know your birthday present - I have to go back in time and stop them from throwing a rock at your father's car.

Speaking of which, happy birthday.
Now drink your drink. Drinker.

[classic1st]

What if, due to your interference, a time should rift open? I think you know where we all end up.

Thanks! You and Nicole should come out to Buffalo Wild Wings and Boondock Saints 2 with us!

[psychicmayhem]

I'll probably miss it, unfortunately, but thank you for the invitation. Have fun!

[inner_salvation]

YOU'LL NEVER STOP ME!!!!!!!!

[caffeine_monkey]

Wow, that's... that's unsettling. haha

[inner_salvation]

I think the word you were looking for is "Historian", not "events analyst".

[classic1st]

lol, yeah. I just spent the last five minutes trying to argue how they're different and I got nothing.

Also...

[inner_salvation]

No, this is just a tribute.

Re: Also...

[classic1st]

Tenacious D! Give this man a gold star.

[skyrend]

Well, that sucks. Still, certainly more interesting than my dreams of zombies becoming intelligent and corralling humans into their homes and then burning them down.

Happy birthday. ♥

[classic1st]

Haha, I had my share of zombie dreams in college. I kind of miss them. They never did anything like that, though. Maybe they're just being conscious of the dangers of salmonilla?

Thanks! :D