(Germany part 3 will come, patience!)

I'M GOING TO KOREA!!!!!!!Flights are booked and lodgings are all but decided upon. I'll be in Seoul from the evening of Feb. 10 and leaving the morning of Feb. 13. This gives me a little under a month to grow my eyebrows out Korean style, desperately try to shed a few more pounds, and learn some Korean ( Read more... )

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Seriously, I think the four-horned goat that lives inside my skin is ejaculating wildly all over the place right now. How can anyone not absolutely fall apart upon hearing this perfection? I'm sure plenty of you will check this out and think "meh this is okay ( Read more... )

ATTN: lovers of medieval/baroque/neoclassical, neofolk, Sopor Aeternus & The Ensemble of Shadows, Renaissance Faire people, etc.

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If you ever want to idealize that which you have traditionally hated, move across the world and listen to Pantera a lot ( Read more... )

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Fuck your life. Leave it behind and head to the exotic Orient, where neon lights and golden opportunities await your every need with a ninety degree bow and petite feet. The sprawling Asian megalopolis is "Blade Runner" gone utopic, so unexplored and so utterly foreign that it will eat you alive and you will never be the same. Enjoy complete and ( Read more... )

If there is anything in this horrible world that is grosser than rectovaginal fistulas as a product of violent sexual assault or sitting next to someone who is vomiting into a barf bag, it's the "grilled chicken" you can order at cheap restaurants in Japan. Shit on me all you want for giving Joyfull and Big Boy my business - you and I both know ( Read more... )

( Here, I summarized it for you. Obvious spoiler alert. )

Gris and Sombres Forêts are totally the same band, swear to God.

But that is not the point of this post.

ATTN: Ronnie James Dio: R.I.P!!!


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Life has no actual predetermined, official, or correct meaning.

The meaning of life is what you make of it.

Don't waste your time being miserable that life is meaningless.

Just enjoy!