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i would rather die than give you control
my brother ed is probably seven. he barrels down the hallway into the living room where my sister and i are watching television on the couch; he launches into the air and lands dramatically, sinking his plastic teenage mutant ninja turtles scimitar into a floor cushion. "TERRIBLE LIE!" he howls. it is my fault: i have given him a case of the nine ( Read more... ) -
maybe when i'm older
there is some unutterable pathos in the i think it's purina commercial that states "dogs just want to be with us." -
in 2080 i will surely be dead, so don't look ahead, never look ahead.
i can't sleep when i think about the times we're living in
i can't sleep when i think about the future i was born into
download yeasayer '2080' [7.8MB]
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whoop. there it is.
the only thing i have ever stolen from a hospital, despite many many many stays, visits, & haunts there--and six months of working in one*--was a box of ammonia inhalant ampules, essentially modern-day smelling salts. a few minutes ago i just craved one for no reason. they don't even do anything, really, but make your eyes water.
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now taking suggestions
hoKAYYYY i need to start planning a halloween costume. i am semi-ashamed as a fervent ex-goth to admit that the last couple of years i have been halfassing it, & while demi-assery is a sort of LIFESTYLE CHOICE to which i consistently adhere, i am just not doing one of my top hols any honour by it.
l.alle [in a fat suit!!] & i are going as edwina ( Read more... )
