Now that I've finally woken up...

[claudia]

...I can start making fun of my mom.

So my mom's latest priceless chunk of bullshit wisdom is that her occupation is the oldest profession. And no, my mom's not a whore, as far as I know. She maintains that bookkeeping is the oldest profession because, "How could people pay the prostitutes without other people to pinch their pennies??" She then

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[tamburlaine]

Come over tomorrow and get drunk with me at noon.

[claudia]

Swee!

I'll be there with bells on. ;-)