This was probably worst Independence Day I've ever had. I left by myself about 4 or 5 hours too early. To cheer myself up, I checked in on my Friend, Ian Crosland.

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Yes! You win!I've discovered that he's one of those guys you partying out with and then you realise, "Hey...this guy's way too intense for the situation." And you look at him and you ( Read more... )

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In a word: awesome.
There's really nothing else to say.

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I have an MSN/Hotmail account, but I don't use them -- however, if you do use them, this guy's doing a Talk-a-thon through the Microsoft I'm program to raise money for ten kinds of serious business this month. I'm explaining it poorly. Let them explain it. Or Google it or something. I'm signed up for AIDS research, not to bias your choice. They're ( Read more... )

I just got a nasty little surprise! This time it wasn't a vaugely threatening letter from some obscure law firm in Texas regarding my unpaid eyeglasses credit. It was from my friends over at my student loan company -- yay! I've heard from them before and I told them I make next to nothing and will never pay them back. Rather than deferring my loan ( Read more... )

I hate the word "blog". Yeah, I get where it comes from, but it's so imprecise as to not make sense. The word "log" implies something useful. When I see a letter jammed on the front of "log," I know it's not going to be useful. Now "Captain's log", that's useful. Or a "data log ( Read more... )

This video goes out to my homeboy, John Hockenberry.

I didn't even bother finding a decent version.

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It's gonna be a hard-knock life for you, John Hockenberry.

I've been having a little problem in the mornings in recent times. That problem comes in the form of a little radio "news" program known as The Takeaway. I don't think anything in any informational medium has ever annoyed me as much as this one hour radio show. It annoyed me so much that I just had to go on to The Takeaway's website to post a rude ( Read more... )

I made the worst batch of egg salad yesterday. It was so bad that I could hear the Baby Jesus cry ( Read more... )

SO... now that I have the internet, I don't really know what to do with it besides watching LOST. [By the way, I know I've been behind so this is after the fact, but did they really have to bring Michael back??? I was half hoping Walt would have killed him in a freak boating accident so I wouldn't have to see that stupid fucking face he makes when ( Read more... )

Alright, so we have a sighting of Sossamon... but guess what??

SHE'S IN A FUCKING COMA.

Come on!!

Oh wait...she's disappeared. Maybe she'll reappear. In something tight and black. With fangs. That's what I'm talkin' 'bout.