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Will turn tricks for job in studio.
Hey, so let me relate the disaster I was today...
Interview #1 for Dream Job of the Moment: I show up ridiculously late because I discovered that the train I intended on taking to the studio didnt connect to my line where I thought it did. Actually it didnt at all making me take two other trains only to run around DUMBO frantically trying to run ( Read more... ) -
These cats dont know who I be...
They really dont, though. Therefore, I officially give up on befriending the upwards of 7 street cats that live on my block and finally stopped having atrociously loud sex earlier this week (the cats, not me - I have some class). They're such a-holes; I dont even know why I wanted to be friends with them in the first place. I bet they have all ( Read more... ) -
Save the cheerleader, save the elves.
Hayden Panettiere is cute. Adorable sometimes, even though I resent people who are blonde through nature or artifice.
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Spam waxes poetic.
Today I received the most bizarre spam -- probably more bizarre than the jumbled messages that dont make any sense. This one kind of does if you ignore the stuff about Whale-Oil and the Fram. What happened to spam that tried to make my penis bigger?
astuart @gosanjit .com writes:
Silence. Your way of being. Your way of seeing What can we know of ( Read more... ) -
Hitchhikin'
I've only hitchhiked three maybe four times in my life, once somewhere outside of Philly, another time somewhere in upstate New York (in a truck), once in South Carolina and once in Brooklyn (by accident because I was obscenely drunk and disheveled and didnt realise what I was doing until I was already halfway home). All times I wasnt going very ( Read more... ) -
Boycott.
I am boycotting Astor Wines and Spirits. I interviewed for a job there and was rejected. So now I'm rejecting them! Yeah! I'll never buy anything from your store. Not that I ever did. While I was waiting a good 20 minutes to be interviewed, I found out that your store is pretty cool, but I still wont buy anything there. Fuck you, Astor Wines and ( Read more... ) -
Thumbs up, thumbs down.
Thumbs up - Drunken parents. I generally like people's parents a lot, but they're even more fun when they've had a couple. Sober parents get a thumbs up, too, for the most part. Thank you to both sauced and not sauced parentals for a lovely evening of schmoozing, career advice, mildly inappropriate humor and being dressed better than I. This thumbs ( Read more... ) -
Naked + Dude = Nuded.
It's 4.43a on a fine Tuesday nightmorning. I'm supposed to be up editing/finishing my senior thesis on black trans Yahoo! groups and/or writing a term paper about Doris Wishman's '70's soft-core sexploitation films with gay-inspired characters. Instead, I'm reading Louis CK's blog about driving his dog across the country. It's like I'm doing one ( Read more... )
