A birthday tale...(or is it tail?)
For the birthday girl, baranduin, who thought up this place in my tale...:) This ain't literature, but it must do for now...:)
Once upon a time in Trumplandia, darkness had fallen across the land for most.
But it was a fine, fine time to be an asshole man. Such power! Such luck! With the flick of a pen, you could take reproductive rights away from women, you could take away healthcare, give tax breaks to the ultra rich, the hell with LGBT rights and civil rights, and you could grope whomever you liked...and there was ever an approving audience.
Yep, it was a fine, fine time to be an asshole man.
"Something must be done," Helo and Merlin emailed their best friend Giddy Gumdrop Kitty in Wyoming. "Is it...could it be...is it time?"
"Fear not," said the Gumdrop Kitty. "We may not have a Ring to destroy, but we do have something better, I do believe."
"So you do still have the kitty portal of doom!" Merlin cried with glee.
Plushy, a fine and personal friend of The Gumdrop Kitty's, teleported via his magical unicorn skates. He used all of his mighty Plushy power, and with a thundering voice and twinkling eyes, he cried out to the universe, "To the man planet with you!!!!!" Only those that were worthy of the man planet would be sucked in.
His mighty call sucked many toward their doom. All of them shook with despair as they approached the kitty portal.
Some even prayed.
Some spewed forth orange rage.
But there was no mercy.
And the man planet swallowed all of the evil up in its fire.
And over it all, reigned Queen Lora.
"A little more there," she would mutter at times. "I'm not sure the flames are licking McConnell's jowls enough."
And all was well in the world again, and the sun returned. And a kitty could roll in the garden in peace.
The End
Happy Birthday to the dearest baranduin!!!! ♥
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Once upon a time in Trumplandia, darkness had fallen across the land for most.
But it was a fine, fine time to be an asshole man. Such power! Such luck! With the flick of a pen, you could take reproductive rights away from women, you could take away healthcare, give tax breaks to the ultra rich, the hell with LGBT rights and civil rights, and you could grope whomever you liked...and there was ever an approving audience.
Yep, it was a fine, fine time to be an asshole man.
"Something must be done," Helo and Merlin emailed their best friend Giddy Gumdrop Kitty in Wyoming. "Is it...could it be...is it time?"
"Fear not," said the Gumdrop Kitty. "We may not have a Ring to destroy, but we do have something better, I do believe."
"So you do still have the kitty portal of doom!" Merlin cried with glee.
Plushy, a fine and personal friend of The Gumdrop Kitty's, teleported via his magical unicorn skates. He used all of his mighty Plushy power, and with a thundering voice and twinkling eyes, he cried out to the universe, "To the man planet with you!!!!!" Only those that were worthy of the man planet would be sucked in.
His mighty call sucked many toward their doom. All of them shook with despair as they approached the kitty portal.
Some even prayed.
Some spewed forth orange rage.
But there was no mercy.
And the man planet swallowed all of the evil up in its fire.
And over it all, reigned Queen Lora.
"A little more there," she would mutter at times. "I'm not sure the flames are licking McConnell's jowls enough."
And all was well in the world again, and the sun returned. And a kitty could roll in the garden in peace.
The End
Happy Birthday to the dearest baranduin!!!! ♥
Also posted at https://claudia603.dreamwidth.org/3622078.html with
comments.